Turn into a jet (Like a Boss)

Luis did an awful thing yesterday.

He made me listen to The Lonely Island‘s “Like a Boss” from their new album Incredibad. I couldn’t get it out of my mind after that.

These are the same people who couldn’t make me stop adding “jizzed in my pants” (even though I’m not biologically built for it) to every statement that I made about myself last Christmas (I went to church and I…) and counting off steps two Christmases before that (Step one, cut a hole in the box).

“Like a Boss” has different situations, all of them followed by “like a bawss,” that progressively get more and more bizarre.

I haven’t heard the whole album yet but Luis’ stories of Norah Jones belting out “You look like a bag of trash” intrigue me.

Oh Luis, why did you do this to me? Now I must go eat a bagel. Like a boss.